The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“Robinson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Robinson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
87%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Robinson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.