The Stuffed Run Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“Robinson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Robinson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
76%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Robinson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.