The Snap Count Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“Robinson gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- A mysterious flag erases Robinson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
85%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Robinson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.