The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“Robinson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Coach says Robinson is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
89%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Robinson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.