The Mystery Tweak Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“Robinson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Coach says Robinson is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
79%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Robinson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.