The Committee Backfield Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Robinson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Ref: "Number Robinson, that's a flag." Robinson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
87%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Robinson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.