The Fumble Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Robinson gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Robinson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
85%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Robinson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.