The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“Robinson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Robinson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
78%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Robinson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.