The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“Robinson will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Robinson is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
81%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Robinson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.