The Hamstring Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“Robinson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- The broadcast shows Robinson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Robinson gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
82%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Robinson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.