The Stuffed Run Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“Robinson rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Robinson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
78%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Robinson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.