The Fumble Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Robinson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Robinson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
82%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Robinson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.