The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“Robinson gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Robinson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
77%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Robinson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.