The Late Scratch Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“Robinson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Robinson rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
72%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Giants jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Robinson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.