The Late Scratch Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“Ref: "Number Robinson, that's a flag." Robinson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Robinson breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
79%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Robinson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.