The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“Robinson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Robinson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
77%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Robinson, Robinson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.