The Stuffed Run Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Robinson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Robinson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
91%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single tear from a Bills fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Robinson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.