The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“Robinson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
- Ref: "Number Robinson, that's a flag." Robinson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
78%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Robinson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.