The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“Ref: "Number Robinson, that's a flag." Robinson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Robinson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
75%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Robinson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.