The Stuffed Run Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“Robinson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Robinson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
80%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Robinson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.