The Garbage-Time Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“Robinson loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- The team goes up 21 early and Robinson gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
87%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Robinson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.