The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“Robinson loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Robinson gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Coach says Robinson is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
85%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Robinson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.