The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“Coach says Robinson is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Ref: "Number Robinson, that's a flag." Robinson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
90%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Robinson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jahmyr Gibbs
- Christian McCaffrey
- Jonathan Taylor
- James Cook III
- Derrick Henry
- Saquon Barkley
- Omarion Hampton
- Ashton Jeanty
- Kyren Williams
- Chase Brown
- Drake London
- Kenneth Walker III
FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.