The Hamstring Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“Robinson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Robinson gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
78%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Robinson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.