The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“Robinson gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Robinson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
91%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Robinson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.