The Fumble Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“Robinson's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
- The team goes up 21 early and Robinson gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
79%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Robinson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.