The Snap Count Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“Robinson runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Coach says Robinson is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Robinson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Robinson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.