The Mystery Tweak Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“The broadcast shows Robinson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Robinson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
89%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Robinson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.