The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Blake Corum
Blake Corum · LAR · RB
“Corum is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Corum's week
- Corum breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Corum is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
79%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Corum, Corum, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Corum in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Corum is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Corum actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.