The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Blake Corum
Blake Corum · LAR · RB
“Corum's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Corum's week
- Corum gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Corum tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
73%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Corum's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Corum in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Corum is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Corum actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.