The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Blake Corum
Blake Corum · LAR · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Corum's stadium. Only over Corum.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Corum's week
- A mysterious flag erases Corum's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Corum finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
83%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A used challenge flag
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Corum, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Corum in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Corum is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Corum actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.