The Committee Backfield Hex of Blake Corum
Blake Corum · LAR · RB
“Corum rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Corum's week
- Corum gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Corum is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
84%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Corum, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Corum in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Corum is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Corum actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.