The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Blake Corum
Blake Corum · LAR · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Corum's week
- Corum is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Corum loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
79%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Corum's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Corum in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Corum is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Corum actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.