The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Blake Corum
Blake Corum · LAR · RB
“Corum is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Corum's week
- Corum finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Corum is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
85%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Corum's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Corum in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Corum is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Corum actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.