The Fumble Hex of Blake Corum
Blake Corum · LAR · RB
“Corum gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Corum's week
- Corum will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Corum runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
86%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Corum's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Corum in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Corum is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Corum actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.