The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Blake Corum
Blake Corum · LAR · RB
“Corum breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Corum's week
- Corum will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- The broadcast shows Corum on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
89%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Corum's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Corum in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Corum is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Corum actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.