The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Blake Corum
Blake Corum · LAR · RB
“The broadcast shows Corum on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Corum's week
- Corum will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Corum scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
86%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Corum, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Corum in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Corum is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Corum actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.