The Stuffed Run Hex of Blake Corum
Blake Corum · LAR · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Corum's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Corum's week
- Ref: "Number Corum, that's a flag." Corum: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Corum gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Corum's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Corum in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Corum is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Corum actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.