The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Blake Corum
Blake Corum · LAR · RB
“Coach says Corum is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Corum's week
- A mysterious flag erases Corum's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Corum sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
88%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Corum's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Corum in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Corum is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Corum actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.