The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Blake Corum
Blake Corum · LAR · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Corum gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Corum's week
- The broadcast shows Corum on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Corum sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
74%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Corum scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Corum in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Corum is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Corum actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.