The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Blake Corum
Blake Corum · LAR · RB
“Corum will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Corum's week
- Corum gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
- Corum tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
88%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single tear from a Chiefs fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Corum's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Corum in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Corum is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Corum actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.