The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Blake Corum
Blake Corum · LAR · RB
“Corum finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Corum's week
- Corum's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Corum will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
81%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Corum's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Corum in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Corum is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Corum actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.