The Stuffed Run Hex of Blake Corum
Blake Corum · LAR · RB
“Corum gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Corum's week
- Corum's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Corum gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Corum, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Corum in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Corum is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Corum actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.