The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Blake Corum
Blake Corum · LAR · RB
“Corum will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Corum's week
- Corum gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
- Corum rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
72%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single tear from a Colts fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Corum's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Corum in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Corum is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Corum actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.