The Stuffed Run Hex of Blake Corum
Blake Corum · LAR · RB
“Corum tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Corum's week
- The broadcast shows Corum on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Corum gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
83%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Corum drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Corum in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Corum is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Corum actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.