The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Blake Corum
Blake Corum · LAR · RB
“Corum loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Corum's week
- Corum gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- The team goes up 21 early and Corum gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
79%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
- A single tear from a Packers fan
Incantation
Corum, Corum, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Corum in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Corum is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Corum actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.