The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Blake Corum
Blake Corum · LAR · RB
“Corum scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Corum's week
- Corum will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Corum sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
89%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Corum, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Corum in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Corum is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Corum actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.