The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Blake Corum
Blake Corum · LAR · RB
“The broadcast shows Corum on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Corum's week
- Corum gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
- Corum gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
88%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Corum, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Corum in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Corum is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Corum actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.