The Fumble Hex of Blake Corum
Blake Corum · LAR · RB
“Corum rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Corum's week
- Corum sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Corum loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
80%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Packers fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Corum drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Corum in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Corum is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Corum actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.