The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Blake Corum
Blake Corum · LAR · RB
“Corum is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Corum's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Corum gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
90%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Corum, Corum, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Corum in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Corum is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Corum actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.